davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

Take a shower,
Wash away the bad thoughts,
Cleanse your body,
Put on some relaxing music,
Get in to bed,
Breathe.
― (via s-29)
Stay single until someone actually compliments your life in a way that makes it better not to be single. If not, it’s not worth it.
― KushandWizdom (via kushandwizdom)

rowrz:

when he stick it in dry

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